ozzy\ osbourne

1. (ozzy osbourne) (809↑, 144↓)

The Father of Metal. Basically, what all those little wannabe metalheads who orgasm over lousy nu-metal like [Slipknot] are completely missing. Once the lead vocalist for [Black Sabbath], Ozzy (real name John) is world famous for his immense talent. And yes, his music kicks ASS, even more so than [Metallica], which says a LOT.

*"Metalhead" listening to Slipknot* "I don't think I like metal anymore." *I pass him The Ozzman Cometh and Ozzmosis* *"Metalhead"* "Ah, this is how it's supposed to be done."

Author: Demon Phoenix 1337 http://ozzy-osbourne.urbanup.com/836583

2. (Ozzy Osbourne) (618↑, 56↓)

The Prince of Fucking Darkness

I'm Ozzy Osbourne, the Prince of F\@\#king Darkness\!

Author: Baha http://ozzy-osbourne.urbanup.com/842833

3. (Ozzy Osbourne) (301↑, 29↓)

Known as The Ozzman, or the Blizzard, Ozzy Osbourne as one of the creators of Heavy Metal. In the late 60s him and 3 other guys set out to make a band known as Black Sabbath(also known as the first ever Heavy metal band). Ozzy led them out of England and into much bigger places. In the mid 70s the band kicked out The Ozzman, and he had to go on his own. In 1980 he came out with his first CD, "The Blizzard of Ozz". Ever since then he has hit some high and low spots. At the moment he has a show on MTV. Ozzy Osbourne's songs \> most songs.

"Ozzy Osbourne, the Godfather of Heavy Metal."

Author: Mikey http://ozzy-osbourne.urbanup.com/176719

4. (Ozzy Osbourne) (256↑, 38↓)

ozzy fuckin rules damnit\!\!\!\! hes the best ever. the godfather of heavy metal\!\! even if he died he will always live in the hearts of true fans

me:dude ozzy kix mother fucking ass, bitch\! ozzy: i love you all but you're all fucking mad\!

Author: ozzfan666 http://ozzy-osbourne.urbanup.com/211928

5. (ozzy osbourne) (237↑, 29↓)

often miunderstood, misquoted and very often used as a scapegoat for bad parenting. This guy is a hard working family man who loves the ones closest to him, being either his family friends, or fans. Extremly grateful to all that have supported him through the years. FORGET THE FUCKIN BAT\!\!\!\!

He thanks and blesses his fans. LOVES his family. Defends himself regularly.

Author: Valerie http://ozzy-osbourne.urbanup.com/462960

6. (Ozzy Osbourne) (200↑, 34↓)

The voice of heavy metal. Limited vocal range, but really... who gives a fuck? If Ronnie James Dio (technically a better singer) had sung with Sab from the beginning... well you can kiss metal goodbye, dick. I honestly don't give a flying fuck about "The Osbournes". Ozzy has become a scapegoat for druggies. And I give a huge, bony middle finger to all those people who say Ozzy is a washed up druggie. Also released kickass solo albums (No More Tears is one of the heaviest things I've ever heard.)

He's the ozzman, what can I say...

Author: dude... http://ozzy-osbourne.urbanup.com/1086661

7. (Ozzy Osbourne) (169↑, 38↓)

Ozzy Rulz.... Rock'N ROLL\!\!\! God Bless you all\!

Ozzy is a sick guy but he plays metal like a god

Author: Bobby the Blobber http://ozzy-osbourne.urbanup.com/190935

8. (Ozzy Osbourne) (105↑, 15↓)

Widely (and correctly) considered the Godfather of Heavy Metal. ^^' Friendly, easy goin', hella cool and a great guy to know, nobody plays metal better then Ozzy. ;) Note that popular belief often attributes Ozzy to being a violent, Church-hating wife-beating alcoholist. Nothing could be further from the truth... Ozzy's a friendly guy who loves and supports his family and fans, and one of the few artists of the heavy metal genre who's modest and easy-goin' enough to not take music too seriously ;) (Example, the "wannabe-Anti Christ" [Marilyn Manson] XP). Black Sabbath rules\!

Ozzy's an awesome guy who kicks the asses of all other artists easy. Forget [Metallica], Black Sabbath will forever live on\! Yeah\! ^_\ozzy\ osbourne;

Author: Alhadis http://ozzy-osbourne.urbanup.com/801599

9. (Ozzy Osbourne) (84↑, 13↓)

Former member of Black Sabbath, The Blizzard...Lord of Heavy Metal, The Universial God of Hard Rock\! Crazy Train conductor (all abooooooord\! HAHAHA\!)

Ozzy Osbourne is God\!

Author: CaptainSmashDrum http://ozzy-osbourne.urbanup.com/734190

10. (Ozzy Osbourne) (64↑, 19↓)

King Of rock-and-roll, Loves us all. see [Black Sabbath]

"Did you see the new ozzy video?" "Yeah, man, IT ROCKS\!\!\!"

Author: ZHa_Dazigus http://ozzy-osbourne.urbanup.com/384829

11. (Ozzy Osbourne) (22↑, 10↓)

The Prince of Darkness. The Creator of metal itself. Along with being resposible for a lot of other crazy things such as: 1. Biting the head off of a bat and a dove 2. Shooting 17 cats 3. Throw raw meat at a live audience The term 'doing an Ozzy osbourne' means you have done something REALLLLLY silly that a whole lot of people will remember for ever and ever.

Joe: Mary's in jail\! Fred: What did she do? Joe: Jumped off a brick wall and killed 4 people\! Fred: What an Ozzy osbourne\!\!

Author: sandy vodka http://ozzy-osbourne.urbanup.com/3813074

12. (ozzy osbourne) (1↑, 0↓)

The godfather of rock,n,roll master of death metal above God on all levels undescribably unbeatable at rock,n,roll

guy 1: yo dude why is there 70 trillion people here guy 2: why do think ozzy osbourne's albums are on sale

Author: crazy jay666 http://ozzy-osbourne.urbanup.com/6171617

13. (Ozzy Osbourne) (40↑, 101↓)

prince of darkness whose brain has been turned into a warm slurpie from years of drug abuse

"eerrrr SHARON\!\!\!\! errrr jack err how do you work t-t-t-t-he remote - SHARON\!\!\!\!\! err err eeh eh"

Author: bitchesANDgravy http://ozzy-osbourne.urbanup.com/876602

14. (Ozzy Osbourne) (37↑, 134↓)

Former king of metal. Now a washed up sell-out who only sees dollar signs. This started with his show "The Osbournes", to re-enact one of the episodes go to a channel you don't get and let the beeping noise go on for thirty minutes. Need more proof? A few years ago Ozzy had a few of his CDs re-done with different bass and drums.

Please Ozzy, do metal a favor and retire.

Author: Billy Bob Bo Brain the 3rd. http://ozzy-osbourne.urbanup.com/1418035

15. (Ozzy Osbourne) (43↑, 161↓)

1. Any person that whores themself out to anybody/anything that gives them money. 2. Another term for "washed up" 3. Another term for "drug addict" 4. When something goes from fun to disturbing.

1. Mark: Hey, you know that Lisa chick? She's a whore; she's so ozzy osbourne\! 2. Ozzy Osbourne is Ozzy Osbourne. 3. Mark: Hey\! Bum\! Stop being such an Ozzy and get a job\! 4. Mark: I had a job at Disneyland. It went to ozzy really fast.

Author: good music rules http://ozzy-osbourne.urbanup.com/1268505

16. (Ozzy Osbourne) (23↑, 179↓)

Not a bad band, but is usually liked by idiots who will never graduate highschool.

failure 1:Dude, Ozzy Osbourne kicks ass\! failure 2:Ozzy kicks major ass\! me:You guys suck ass\!

Author: Greg B http://ozzy-osbourne.urbanup.com/1447561

17. (Ozzy Osbourne) (65↑, 237↓)

The man who helped birth heavy metal, reshaped the musical landscape of the world, but was too drugged up to notice. He didn't so much do drugs as majored in them, and got tenure. And before you click on thumbs down I love the Ozzman and would totally give him my kidneys (he'll probably be needing those soon with everything he's put in his system).

"I've been fakking doing what for the past 40 years? Fakking sweet." -Ozzy Osbourne

Author: Sam is a Dick http://ozzy-osbourne.urbanup.com/2327788

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Last updated: 2012.03.01